presents:

BIODIVERSITY! ODDITIES! GENUINE GAFFS!

MONSTROSITIES GRAND OPENING:
FRIDAY JUNE 13, 7-10PM

Curator-Led Tours:
Saturdays, 1-4pm
JUNE 14, 21, 28
JULY 5, 12, 19, 26

A Dime to $4 suggested donation

An EXTRAVAGANZA of
GENETIC MIS-ENGINEERING!

A GUIDED TOUR through the
UNCANNY VALLEY.

SEE GMO CORN - with Suicide Genes!
BEFORE it goes EXTINCT.

SEE PATCHES the TWO HEADED COW!
Feet chewed off by rats.

UV REACTIVE CAT FUR,
Straight from the Laboratory!

BALL of HAIR from a COW's STOMACH!
Bovine Whig Factory?

Think the FEEJEE MERMAID was FAKE?
THINK AGAIN!

LEARNED LECTURES.
AIR CONDITIONED.
No Mutant Hormones: GUARANTEED.